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Discussion in 'The Big Adda' started by Robinhood Pandey, Jan 5, 2017.

  1. Grevion

    Grevion Professional Think Troll IDF NewBie

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    In that case Ram Ram Sa! Aur banna kikar?
    I am a Rajasthani with roots from UP. My parents are from UP but i spend most of my life in western Rajasthan.
    I can speak both a little marwari and bhojpuri.:mrgreen:
    Multicultural and proud to be an Indian. :india:
    Dath budbak! Bina kattha ke paanwa me ka maja rahi?
     
  2. vsdoc

    vsdoc 2nd Lieutant FULL MEMBER

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    Dhatt budbak!!!!

    Bachpan yaad dila diya yaar!!!
     
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  3. vsdoc

    vsdoc 2nd Lieutant FULL MEMBER

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    Bhai mai to Bihari hun, hamesha Bihari rahunga!

    Yeh Jharkhand sharkhand kya hota hai mujhe nahin pata.

    Jab '89 mein ghar chora to Jamshedpur Bihar mein hi tha.

    Meri Hindi hybrid thi. Bihari + shudd UP wali Hindi. Tab Poona aya (Pune tab take nahin tha shayad. Ab yaad nahin) aur Hindi ki vaat lag gayi.

    AFMC mein saare Army types. Northie Punjabified Hindi.

    Ab to bilkul Indian hybrid hun. Lekin dil ab bhi Bihari!

    Cheers, Doc
     
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  4. Robinhood Pandey

    Robinhood Pandey SECOND IN COMMAND Staff Member SECTION CHIEF

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    armed forces medical college ?

    fauji ho ?
     
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  5. Kalmuahlaunda

    Kalmuahlaunda Lieutenant FULL MEMBER

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    Let me tell you my story
    College fest last year, danced whole evening with my crush, drinks and we almost hit somehow. Her friends came, took her, I decided to do the biggest mistake of my life in between, chewing a kattha wala paan, she came in a white lenga type thingy (while i was enjoying my new found love in my mouth), and said I love you. I stood there with my mouth closed full of red saliva ready to burst out on even a hint of movement of mouth muscle. Bandi I love you bolke khadi rahi, aur main kuch na kar paya, muh kholta toh bandi disgust ho k chali jati. When she realised I didn't uttered a word, you should have seen the hatred in her eyes. Bus ankh se ansu hi nikla aur kuch ni :(
    Moral : Never use kattha on your paan, you never know when life decides to **** you.
     
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    vsdoc 2nd Lieutant FULL MEMBER

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    Nope. Officer Cadet tha.

    But paid out.
     
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  7. Grevion

    Grevion Professional Think Troll IDF NewBie

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    Bhai there is a time and place to eat paan and that's definitely not when you are with your crush or Gf.

    You should've said ooo ooo ooo..atleast....something is better then nothing:tongue:
     
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    You should have taken the chance. If after paan stained white lehenga she still remained interested, then you had a keeper.
     
  9. Kalmuahlaunda

    Kalmuahlaunda Lieutenant FULL MEMBER

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    Are mujhe kaunsa pata tha ki bandi ake I love you bolegi, zindagi mein kab aise hota hai ki ladki ake I love you bole? ooo karta toh muh se fuwara nikalta laal kathe ka.
    Seriously bhai, apart from bollywood that isnt going to happen. Its not like we were dating for months, crush tha, drunk thi, mohol garam tha, bandi pighal gayi, uske baad bhi agar yeh bakchodi pelta main, toh maa kasam internet sensation banjata.
     
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  10. Robinhood Pandey

    Robinhood Pandey SECOND IN COMMAND Staff Member SECTION CHIEF

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    Ye to lolwa hui gaya tumhre sath maa . . . . bhai subhah hangover ke time fir try mar lete . . . :p
     
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    Kalmuahlaunda Lieutenant FULL MEMBER

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    Bhai everything has a time and a place. Waqt, mohol sab sahi tha tabhi kuch ho saka, warna ghanta kuch hota. and subha try karne ki baat, bhai kabhi jakhmi sherni dekhi hai, aas pass bhi mat ghumo uske, noch k kha legi. She was kind of hot stuff(the papa ki princess type), and imagine the embarrassment she suffered bcz of me, woh bhi uske friends k sath, dubara kuch kand ho gaya toh agle din paper mein sidha naam nikalta, boy molested a girl / boy got stabbed in the chest after a heated debate with a girl.
     
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    Robinhood Pandey SECOND IN COMMAND Staff Member SECTION CHIEF

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    if she really likes you she ll understand . . no matter how screwed up the situation is . .
     
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    Kalmuahlaunda Lieutenant FULL MEMBER

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    Pandey ji yeh kya bakchodi hai, gana hi dekhna hai toh yeh dekho
     
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    Robinhood Pandey SECOND IN COMMAND Staff Member SECTION CHIEF

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    Sun rakhe hain bhai ye gana . :lol:
     
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