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Discussion in 'National Politics' started by Rock n Rolla, Apr 23, 2013.

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  1. Himanshu Pandey

    Himanshu Pandey Don't get mad, get even. STAR MEMBER

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    KK got the idea:tup:.. this is why supported you as think tank because you are like tank of Ideas:LMAO: ... get this final and now go in cost and design mode:smoking1:
     
  2. INDIAN NATIONALIST

    INDIAN NATIONALIST Major SENIOR MEMBER

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    Ideally we achieve an India where women do not have to learn these things because the men don't do such acts in the first place.
     
  3. smestarz

    smestarz Lt. Colonel REGISTERED

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    If the guy files a police complaint, it might be embrassing...
    Police officer: "kahi pe bhi dalne ki kya jaroorat thi, now do i file a missing complaint or half murder (half ka murder) ? " :sarcastic:

    Police officer to girl: "Madam us admi pe raham khao, uska popat wapas karo" :sarcastic:

    Police officer to girl: "Madam Woh agli baar aise nahi karega, ". (that every one knows) :sarcastic:

    Police officer to girl: "Madam yeh abhi apke bhai jaisa hai, behen jaisa.. kya confusion hai yaar... madam aap samajh gayi na?"

    :sarcastic:
     
  4. smestarz

    smestarz Lt. Colonel REGISTERED

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    Alternately we can name our models as per the levels in IDF

    Basic model: Member

    Bit advance model: Full member

    Model for with advance GPS: Senior member

    Model with Cigar cutter + GPS: Mod

    Model with "tank" protection + perfume dispenser + GPS : Professional

    Model with Cigar cutter + perfume dispenser + GPS = Think Tank

    Model with "tank" protection + Stink dispenser (when serious attempt is made ) + GPS = Sorcerer

    Model with Cigar cutter + Perfume dispenser + GPS + Auto distress dial 100 via android/ Iphone when high pressure is applied : ADMINISTRATOR.

    Hope I did not leave out anyone :sarcastic::sarcastic::sarcastic:
     
  5. Manmohan Yadav

    Manmohan Yadav Brigadier STAR MEMBER

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    apni choti behen samaj ke maaf kar do :rofl:
     
  6. smestarz

    smestarz Lt. Colonel REGISTERED

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    Choti? Ya "rakhee sawant samajh ke maaf kar do, ya bobby darling
     
  7. Manmohan Yadav

    Manmohan Yadav Brigadier STAR MEMBER

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    "Goods one taken will not be returned back"
    this one sounds better
     
  8. Manmohan Yadav

    Manmohan Yadav Brigadier STAR MEMBER

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    yes
    bobby darling is a nice nick name for such cases
     
  9. smestarz

    smestarz Lt. Colonel REGISTERED

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    And the evergreen line from hindi move.
    Na rahega baas na bajeegi basuri
     
  10. smestarz

    smestarz Lt. Colonel REGISTERED

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    Aur uska film industry mein career bhi ho jayega
     
  11. smestarz

    smestarz Lt. Colonel REGISTERED

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    Thats good, :D

    Also the policeman might say to the ex-male victim "Aaj raat kya kar rahi ho?"
     
  12. Manmohan Yadav

    Manmohan Yadav Brigadier STAR MEMBER

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    Haan barsuri to confiscate ho gayi


    par role kya milega ??



    Sale ko aur kar na kya hai
    pehle karta tha, ab krayega :LMAO:
     
  13. smestarz

    smestarz Lt. Colonel REGISTERED

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    YES


    We know the dialogue, but his most dialogue will start "haay ..."


    Is baat pein one of my favourite hindi movie ka dialogue, movie hai.. Jhankaar Beats.
    DUNIYA HAI GOL, HAR PAAP KA DOUBLE ROLE
     
  14. smestarz

    smestarz Lt. Colonel REGISTERED

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    There are many
    Bobby, Kamal, Kiran, Sheetal, Nicki, Hira, Panna, Moti,
    All the above names apply for both the sexes and of course the new category

    and yes, Karan johar might take them under his "wing" hahahahahahaha
     
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    smestarz Lt. Colonel REGISTERED

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    A. Outer hard case,
    1. Carbon fibre, (strong, light and comfortable)
    2. Aeroplane quality composites (light comfortable and stronger)
    3. Titanium composites (stronger, lighter but expensive)
    4. High carbon Steel. (stronger and heavier but cheaper)

    B. Inner Cigar cutter box spring mechanism
    Cigar cutter with trip mechanism at 2 X 2 X 1 inch
    So it would cut the tip :) Take out the head

    C. Mechanism to lock,
    Internal slide in belt (made from metal) and protected in small casing from any chance of manipulation, can be locked unlocked from left side or right side.
    Size can be adjusted before wearing.

    Shape is like an underwear (you wont be able to wear a bikini to show off your bikini)

    D. Inner Padding
    Inner padding is the textile between the hard outer covering and body, thus avoiding any direct friction with body.
    1. Cotton
    2. Silk
    3. Other material that might be needed

    E. Perfume dispenser.
    IT is small box that holds small bottle of perfume and a droplet is dispensed after every two hours (for auto) or using manual button to dispense the droplet, (this is like an accessory

    F. Battery powered small GPS,
    there is small GPS system that within this belt, and has a long slim battery that keeps transmitting the position regularly. Also we might incorporate a SIM CARD or maybe APP which sends DISTRESS MESSAGE TO 4 PRE FED NUMBERS (and to our company also) in case there is excess pressure on the unit (Suggesting there is an attempt)

    This is just basic thought about the actual design,
     
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