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Jokes are not bad

Discussion in 'The Big Adda' started by prototype, Jun 14, 2010.

  1. Chakbo

    Chakbo FULL MEMBER

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    Shri Ramchandra keh gaye siya se,
    Aisa kalyug aayega,
    ANNA rahega bhooka pyasa,
    KASAB biryani khayega!
     
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  2. DaRk KnIght

    DaRk KnIght Lt. Colonel ELITE MEMBER

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    Dear god,

    you took my favorite actor,
    shammi kapoor.

    You took my favorite actress,
    parveen babi.

    You took my favorite singer,
    michael jackson.

    I just wanted to let you know,

    my favorite politician is sonia gandhi,
    and kapil sibbal ..............
     
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  3. Bad Wolf

    Bad Wolf Major SENIOR MEMBER

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    please add rahul manish tiwari ambika soni lalu yadav pranav mukharjee
     
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  4. ameya

    ameya 2nd Lieutant FULL MEMBER

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    corruption and corrupt people .... best all in one solution :rolleyes:
     
  5. Paash

    Paash Lieutenant SENIOR MEMBER

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    Family planning

    Choudhary Nar Singh was a famous pracharak right from the days of Chhotu Ram, Revenue Minister of erstwhile Punjab. Later, Bansi Lal made him in charge of the family planning campaign during the Emergency days. One day, Nar Singh came to our village Chaupal and started delivering a lecture on the merits of family planning to a gathering of 200 persons.

    One boy got up and asked: "Tauji, it is learnt that the physical prowess of the man gets diminished after the operation. Is it true?" Nar Singh retorted promptly: "Bhai chhorey, during the operation it is only the cultivator that is taken off. The tractor ploughs the land as fast as ever." The whole gathering burst into peals of laughter and the function ended on a happy note.

    http://www.tribuneindia.com/2011/20110827/saturday/above.htm
     
  6. DaRk KnIght

    DaRk KnIght Lt. Colonel ELITE MEMBER

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    Manmohan Singh's latest reply to Anna :Jab aapne kucch khaya hi nahi toh BILL kis baat ka ? :lol:
     
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  7. DaRk KnIght

    DaRk KnIght Lt. Colonel ELITE MEMBER

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  8. DaRk KnIght

    DaRk KnIght Lt. Colonel ELITE MEMBER

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    Khatarnaak Dosti:

    Main ghar der se pahuncha tho Dad ne pucha: "Kahan tha tu?"
    Maine kaha: "Friend k yahan tha."
    Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 doston ko call kiya.
    4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha."
    2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai."
    3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone du kya?"
    1 ne tho hadh hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya hua"...!!!
    X_X=)). (Abb bolo har ek frnd jaroori hai?? )
     
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  9. DaRk KnIght

    DaRk KnIght Lt. Colonel ELITE MEMBER

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    Arranged marriage :-
    Rs 600000 -shaadi
    RS 400000 - jwellery
    Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
    Total - 10,50,000 RS

    Love marriage -
    RS 100 - stamp paper
    RS 20 - Notery
    RS 50 - varmaala
    RS 10 - photo
    Total 180 RS

    Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka
    Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago...:lol:
     
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  10. Firemaster

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    Aise doston se to achha hai ki ek dushman ho:lol:
     
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  11. DaRk KnIght

    DaRk KnIght Lt. Colonel ELITE MEMBER

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  12. DaRk KnIght

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    Pakistani, Bangladeshi and OUR Sardar are in a bar one night
    having a beer.

    The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass
    in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

    He says "In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't
    need to drink from the same one twice."

    The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his
    beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and
    shoots the glass to pieces.
    He says "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses
    that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
    either."

    OUR Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks
    it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and
    shoots the Pakistani and Bangladeshi.
    He says "In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshi
    that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice." :mrgreen:
     
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  13. DaRk KnIght

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    Mr . Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail . Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out : ' Look at this letter ! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Bihar '. His ministers tried to calm him by saying : How dare a man address such a letter to you ? '. Mr. Laloo replied sadly : This does not bother me, but why did the postman deliver it at the right address?'
     
  14. Bad Wolf

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    aur uska kya jo ladki patane me kharch hogaye
     
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    :man_in_love::happy::partay::angel::crazy_pilot::BVICTORY::2GUNS::triniti::secret::dance3::dancinglock::chilli::pleasantry:
     

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