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Jokes are not bad

Discussion in 'The Big Adda' started by prototype, Jun 14, 2010.

  1. lucifer

    lucifer Lieutenant SENIOR MEMBER

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    joke of the century:

    females at bigg boss are telling a porn star to not be nervous on camera!

    Husband: who is sunny leone?
    Wife: the girl whose videos you have been hiding on ur desktop under sunny deol folder

    indian definition of foreplay: half an hour of some serious beggin!!

    In bigg boss, pooja bedi was tellin sunny leone how to seduce.... half the world masturbate cuz of her!

    during a strike, girls were shouting: "We want justice, we want justice"
    just behind them, one could hear guys shouting: "We want just T|T$, we want just T|T$"!! :D
     
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  2. DaRk KnIght

    DaRk KnIght Lt. Colonel ELITE MEMBER

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    vstol jockey Colonel MILITARY STRATEGIST

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    watch xvideos.com and on the search tag put sunny leone. you will get to know her better in full glory.
     
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  6. Steel

    Steel Lieutenant SENIOR MEMBER

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    Kya sirjee aap bhi...
     
  7. lucifer

    lucifer Lieutenant SENIOR MEMBER

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    naughty man..... u almost made me to do it!
     
  8. lucifer

    lucifer Lieutenant SENIOR MEMBER

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    Man: If today, during surgery, something goes wrong, then do one thing.... marry the doctor.
    Wife: Why u say so?
    Man: So should I just forgive that SOB!!



    There's a big difference between men and women when they say:

    " I finished a whole box of tissue watching that movie last night."!!!!!!!! ROFL
     
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    Terrorists enter kingfisher flight & force all air-hostesses to go nude. All of them lie down naked.
    1 of the air hostesses asks, "Is it a hijack or a routine Board of Directors meeting?"
     
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    Steel Lieutenant SENIOR MEMBER

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    lucifer Lieutenant SENIOR MEMBER

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    newton + apple = Gravity
    Steve Jobs + apple = iPhone
    Arabs + apple = sheesha
     
  13. Skull and Bones

    Skull and Bones Doctor Death Staff Member MODERATOR

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    You love that site too, mate! :biggthumpup:
     
  14. halloweene

    halloweene Major MILITARY STRATEGIST

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    OMG i'm offeded by so many porn addicts here :flame: i guess mods :help: will do something :rofl:
     
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  15. lucifer

    lucifer Lieutenant SENIOR MEMBER

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    At night in the bedroom, husband applies cadbury chocolate on his penis. Wife looks n asks: "Yeh kya ker rahe ho"
    Husband: "Shubh kaam karne se pehle kuch meettha ho jaaye!"


    Preeto: Kya ker rahe ho?
    Banta: Makhiya maar raha hu
    Prito: Kitni mari
    Banta: 3 male aur 2 femaile
    Prito: kaise malum?
    Banta: 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se

    Ek boob ne doosre boob se kaha: "Humaari bhi koi zindagi hai yaar? Lafda saala thalle wali gali'ch honda hai, naale pharre assi dono jaande hain."
     
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