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The Great Pakistan Thread

Discussion in 'Sports & Entertainment' started by Hellfire, May 26, 2017.

  1. Hellfire

    Hellfire Devil's Advocate THINKER

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    Humour: Pak army invites applications for the post of Video Producers
    Vikram Bhalla| May 26, 2017, 11.51 AM IST


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    A Pakistani soldier ready to attack India.



    Rawalpindi. In a bid to produce more high quality videos that world takes seriously, Pak army, fresh from embarrassment of being exposed over their fake videos, has invited applications for the post of video producers.

    Pakistan will soon start a mulkwide recruitment drive. These ‘non-state video producers’ are set to give a major fillip to Pak’s defense armory. The budget for the recruitment has been sanctioned by diverting funds that were to be used to for poverty alleviation and education.

    “We are very serious about giving Mudy and Endia a befitting reply. Going forward all military operations will be suspended or outsourced to terror outfits like LeT, JeM and our army’s entire focus and energies would be channelized on HD quality video production to counter Endia,” said Pakistan army chief Qamar Javed Bajwa.


    If sources are to be believed Pakistan army realized that there were lots of loopholes in the C-grade videos that showed them destroying Indian posts.

    After the professional video team is on board, Pak intends to shoot, produce and edit world class videos showing them defeating India in all wars that happened so far. They will also show how they captured 93000 Indian POW during 1971 Bangladesh liberation war.

    “Not just this, we will be able to produce videos showing how we defeated India in all world cup matches and how India has been fooling world all along by peddling lies and propaganda through fake match videos,” said a Pak army officer cum part time terrorist.

    Pakistan army will then monetize these videos by releasing them as feature films under fantasy and comedy genre. They will use the money thus generated to make bombs.

    However if the videos thus produced still fail to gain trust of Pak’s awaam, their army will then request its ally China to create a cheap copy of Kashmir that Pakistan will claim to have captured.

    http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...t-of-video-producers/articleshow/58853249.cms
     
  2. enquencher

    enquencher FULL MEMBER

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    Haha post it on the other forum..o want to c their reactions
     
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    Fox Supreme Overlord FULL MEMBER

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    Is it really any mystery what the reaction would be?

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    *for trolling.

    ...

    That said, media warfare is a valid and important part of any modern battlefield. Controlling not only an enemies sentiments, you those of your own citizens. We already see Russia playing that campaign during recent elections in the US and Europe, and during peacetime with media outlets like RT and Sputnik, it's important to control the narrative and control what your audience sees.

    Wars aren't won by bombs and bullets alone. The US was sunk in Vietnam by media coverage and shifting views back home. In Afghanistan the war hasn't been covered as vibrantly and people have largely forgotten about it and that's helped prolong the conflict. As the Islamic State and its affiliates creep back into the discussion, that refocuses viewers back onto Afghanistan again. Frame the war through the eyes of matters that concern the participants of the War on Terror and sentiments in the Western World to radicalist ideologies and the discussion and discourse shift to reflect the framing.

    We can laugh at fabricated videos, chuckle at bad photo-shopping or edits, but that doesn't change that media warfare is important for controlling the narrative on either side of the border. Propaganda for domestic consumption keeps people patriotic, supportive and focused on what the media wants them to see. In Pakistan, in the US, in Russia or India it's a very important aspect and Pakistan's decision to hire video producers to help with this type of information control shows they take that seriously, even if their attempts haven't always turned out well.

    Oh yeah, I think I watched that video too:D.

    Really ought to stop using the word cum, it's not good for dirty minds like mine. A simple / would work just as well.

    And that's information control in a nutshell. Using certain words focuses the thoughts of viewers with certain tendencies towards certain images.
     
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    Hellfire Devil's Advocate THINKER

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    I studied the classical English, and being modest, I have frequently tested in at 99 percentile (last TOEFL iBT in at 118 on 120). Imagine my plight when I read/hear the words like 'bug' in 'oh, don't bug me' (of course derived from and meant to denote the practice of buggery).

    Having said that, this is a perfectly correct usage of the word which gets 'misused'. Ironical ;)

    If you visit India, you will die of laughter in some of the restaurants (mind you, not the expensive ones, just the road side eateries): tidbits are written as 'Titbits' :rofl:

    RIP English.
     
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    lca-fan Major SENIOR MEMBER

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    Some humorous Pictures related to Pakistan:

    March Past of pakistani Army led by their Chief of Army Staff......

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    Worrying about freedom of Indian Muslims

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    Surgical strikes

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    And the best one.....................

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    lca-fan Major SENIOR MEMBER

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    Sindhis Observing Black Day on 14th August pakistani Independence day.

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    pakistani parenting at it's best!

    Pakistani father teaches little girl to fire AK 47 and make her threaten Narendra Modi: Watch Video


     
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    Hira Mandi Ki Hira saying she is still VIRGIN because of pakistani Army...:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


     
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    pakistani are deviously practical though. They recognize that having skills in IT (International Terrorism) will bring their family of few dozen kids a lot more money than getting a corporate job through formal education and without having to slog for decades.

    Do the boom! and instant payment to next of kins in Pakland.



    In fact, they can even diversify : 12 kids can go and get mujahid training, next 12 can try for cricket and if they fail there are always low level jobs like stone pelting.

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    Even the weakest of them all can take up jobs of being online trolls paid by ISPR like we see here.



    So they are learning stuff alright. Stuff like how to handle firearms,how to be mujahids and attain shahadat and how to battle indian kaffirs.



     
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