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What if cigarettes were religions?

Discussion in 'General Multimedia' started by @speaks, Apr 14, 2011.

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  1. @speaks

    @speaks Captain SENIOR MEMBER

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    Cigarettes in India (and throughout the world) are like religions. Once you are given your brand, you stick with it, live with it, and die for it or rather because of it. I say ‘given’ your brand because just like religion, which one inherits from parents, one is blessed with the cigarette his immediate seniors in college smoked.

    So which cigarette is which religion?

    1) Wills Navy Cut:

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    Navy cut is the one cigarette that defines other cigarettes. You compare your cigarette’s length, flavor, kick to its forefather: The navy cut. Which makes the navy cut an equivalent of Judaism. Like Judaism, not many people in today’s world actually are subscribers to navy cut. But those few who are, think they are the real smokers, look down upon other smokers, and know that everyone else is just trying to copy their brand with slight modifications.

    2)Marlboro:

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    The worlds best selling brand of cigarettes! But in India, only elites or snobs smoke Marlboro. Yeah, you guessed it right, Marlboro is Christianity. I’ve heard that people who smoke Marlboro try to convert a lot of people who smoke Gold Flake (see below), but methinks that’s just crazy talk.

    3) Gold flake:

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    The most obvious of them all: Gold Flake is Hinduism. Maximum number of smokers in the country, spread homogeneously everywhere. The people who smoke gold flake think that this one brand was the oldest, much before the navy cuts and marlboros of the world. They usually don’t insult people who smoke other cigarettes, and think that ultimately all smoke lead to the same result.

    4) Marijuana:

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    Well, you may say that it’s not a cigarette. Yeah I agree, but recent statistics reveal that ~18% of all cigarettes smoked in India are filled with it. Plus, the green colour would make me compare it with Islam. People who smoke pot reveal that it’s kick is above anything which a puny cigarette can provide. They hate people who smoke wills navy cut. And they hate people who smoke Gold Flake, because flakers worship the cigarette packets.

    5) Classic ultra milds:


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    In my opinion, Ultra milds is Buddhism. People who smoke ultra milds are the closest to not smoking anything at all. In fact, some gold flakers who are treated badly (because they smoke Gold flake small) convert to smoke Classic ultra milds. This way, they still get the pleasure of smoking something, but that’s just plain air, honestly speaking.

    6)Phantom sweet cigarettes.

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    It is as much of a cigarette as bald is a hair color, or Atheism a religion. People who smoke these phantom cigarettes are the ones who find the actual smokers funny and wonder what good can be achieved by smoking. The keep their health and sanity intact by not smoking at all, and find all the brands of cigarettes almost equally harmful to health. :)

    So which cigarette do you smoke?




    Anuj Rathi
     
  2. Sid

    Sid Captain SENIOR MEMBER

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    what about my brand- classic regular??
     
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    @speaks Captain SENIOR MEMBER

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    you can add ur views....it would be fun
     
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    Bad Wolf Major SENIOR MEMBER

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    well i started with nevy cut then wills flake (at thet time i am not having not enough encome )
    and from last 6 years gold flake
     
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    Bad Wolf Major SENIOR MEMBER

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    cigarette is secret of my energy
     
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    Vritra Major ELITE MEMBER

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    And I guess, by the logic of this thread, I'm a Jewish-Muslim.... Ironic.
     
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    DaRk KnIght Lt. Colonel ELITE MEMBER

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    What about me?? I have never smoked in my life.....and no future plans either :confused:
     
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    @speaks Captain SENIOR MEMBER

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    Go Green.....USE BEEDI :yahoo:
     
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    Sid Captain SENIOR MEMBER

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    grass??? weed????
     
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    SpArK SorCeroR Staff Member ADMINISTRATOR

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    I practice Judaism..
     
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    @speaks Captain SENIOR MEMBER

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    The best part of this thread...... Unity in Diversity
     
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    Bad Wolf Major SENIOR MEMBER

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    i try beedi too or say i am all rounder
    or follower of all religins accept islam
     
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  13. WARrior

    WARrior 2nd Lieutant FULL MEMBER

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    i am buddhist for u....but in true sense i am a hindu coz i have tasted every cigerette. just like in hinduism u won commit a sin by going to a mosque or a church, etc.......
     
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    WARrior 2nd Lieutant FULL MEMBER

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    waise how bout (navy cut + gold flake) ? thats me. ;)
     
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    RoYaN Lt. Colonel ELITE MEMBER

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    I Don't smoke and I can't even claim to be an atheist!!!:cray:
     
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